High Maintenance Femme
My blogs
Gender | Female |
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Industry | Non-Profit |
Location | London, United Kingdom |
Introduction | Yes, I wear heels and pantyhose and tummy-tuck undies. I wear push-up bras and bustiers and sometimes falsies. I wear lipstick and blush and eyeliner galore. I wear false eyelashes and eyeshadows, ifferent shades about four. I drench my body in talc and sweet powder and perfumes. And yes, with all this said, I am still a dyke just like you. (Teresa Mendoza). |
Interests | cooking, creative writing, foreign languages & cultures, meeting new people, music, chatting, reading, shopping, singing, socialising, travel, women's issues, gay issues, theatre, sex, films & TV, dining out, DIY/home improvement, surfing the web, blogs, pets |
Favorite movies | 24, Lost, The L Word, Basic Instinct, Better Than Chocolate, Memoirs of a Geisha, Crash, Wedding Crashers, If These Walls Could Talk 2, The Silence of the Lambs, Girl Interrupted, Monster, Monster's Ball, Top Gun, Enough |
Favorite music | R&B, Pink, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Vivian Green, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Jill Scott, India Arie, Alicia Keys, Corrinne Bailey Rae, Amy Winehouse, Nelly Furtado, Mya, Tamia, Amerie, |
Favorite books | Karin Slaughter, Patricia Cornwell, Sarah Waters, Alice Walker, Jean Sasson, Ian McEwan, Linda Howard, Lisa Gardner, Jeanette Winterson, Val McDermid, Stella Duffy, Carol Anne Duffy, Adrienne Rich, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichi, Mark Hadden, David Lodge, Joanne Harris |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Fire the slinky off of the goat's back high enough so it hooks over the side of the well, then climb up the slinky.