Gender	Female
Industry	Advertising
Occupation	Art Director (glorified graphic designer)
Location	Minnesota, United States
Introduction	me: an early thirty-something working mama, trying her best to raise one husband, two small humans (e: 6, g: 3), two yellow labs and two goldfish...all while maintaining some semblance of her pre-mama self. the mama keeps this silly blog to make up for the sour job she does at tracking her children through their baby books. she hopes you and her children find humor without offense in her postings.
Interests	being an über mom, gardening, wine, sewing, ebay, politics & religion (not together), people.com, bargain hunting, public radio
Favorite movies	the little mermaid, the princess bride, good will hunting, billy madison, christmas vacation, juno, the bucket list
Favorite music	most everything on the current, and a country song here and there...
Favorite books	goodnight moon, when you were just a heartbeat

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

What the hell is a bard?