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My blogs

Industry	Science
Occupation	Channeling through the ionisphere
Location	United States
Introduction	Who am I? I'm not really sure. Mom, wife, MINI owner,artist, scientist, jewelry maker, skeptic, coffee drinker.... choose amongst these and more. One thing is certain, I'm easily amused.
Interests	jewelry, my mewling little urchins, my faithful dog, the bizarre, Mini Coopers, reading, crafting, birding, internet, blogging, antiques, bottle collecting, art, museums, did I mention my faithful dog?
Favorite Movies	Moonstruck, Pride and Prejudice - the miniseries, The Green Mile, Groundhog Day, Encino Man, Silence of the Lambs, Blade Runner, Shawshank Redemption, Seven
Favorite Music	Sting, Slipknot, Leon Redbone, Gordon Lightfoot, Annie Lennox, Tom Petty, Talking Heads, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Tom Petty
Favorite Books	Outlander, David Copperfield, the time traveler's wife, Dragonfly in Amber, Alice in Wonderland, Edward Gorey, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Roget's Thesaurus, Interview with the Vampire, Atlas Shrugged

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Why would I want to avoid laughing?