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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | President |
| Location | Washington, DC, United States |
| Introduction | I = coolest person you've met + chuck norris |
| Interests | Being president of the U.S.A, long walks on the beach |
| Favorite movies | The American President |
| Favorite music | The Presidents of the United States of America |
| Favorite books | Happy Birthday Moon By Frank Asch |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
I realize the futility of my ways; no dragons means no toasted marshmallows. I return home, everyone praising with joy, yet life is now just a lifeless dream. I try a non-toasted marshmallow smore, but it is just not the same, and I collapse in the arms of the saved princess, crying. If only I had realized this before my mistake of killing the only true smore maker...