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Alan Williamson
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GenderMale
OccupationWriter
LocationFlorida, United States
IntroductionAlan is a nationally published writer of humor essays that offer soothing relief in a stressful, issue-intensive world. No message. No politics. Just quick hits of warped wisdom that give voice to the human dilemmas of everyday life.
InterestsWeightlifting, Meditation, Comedy/Humor, Health, Fitness, Wine, Music, Movies, Hiking
Favorite moviesWhen Harry Met Sally, Dead Poets Society, Sixth Sense, Sideways, Forrest Gump, A Mighty Wind, The Shawshank Redemption
Favorite musicBob Seger, Paul Simon, Sting, Van Morrison, James Taylor, Jim Croche, The Beatles, Doo-Wop Classics
Favorite booksThe Road Less Traveled, A Walk in the Woods, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, Wobegon Boy, Where The Crawdads Sing

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

I'm distracted by all the shrieking, plus I can't swim. To my credit though, I do make myself useful by posing for an art class, though judging from the screaming, drawing the human body wasn't the assignment that day.

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