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Gender	Male
Location	Beaumont, Texas
Introduction	Texas nationalist, dog lover, gun nut, knife knut
Interests	Texas, guns, knives, dogs, the outdoors, libertarianism, Chinese food
Favorite Movies	Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shrek, Shrek 2, Red Dawn, The Patriot (with Mel Gibson, not Steven Segal)
Favorite Music	Trout Fishing in America, Bonnie Raitt, Genesis, Basia, The Chieftains, O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack
Favorite Books	The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Harry Turtledove's alternate history novels, Eric Flint's Ring of Fire series, S. M. Sterling's Dies the Fire series

Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:

The little piggie who had none.