Pope John The Tall

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Gender	Male
Occupation	Pope
Location	SodomNGomorroh, CA
Introduction	I was born a poor immigrant child, into a family of Etruscans who were living on the planet Uranus at the time. When I was 43, we emigrated to the planet Zatox after Uranus planetary officials discovered that my parents, Gorvack and Huh?, were on Uranus with no proper identification papers. I was educated at various schools on Zatox, and received a Bachelor of Arts degree in Channel Surfing from the Orion Technical Institute and Pizza Parlor on Star Date 8523.51. I have a Masters from the University of Lower Piedmont in Total Nonsense and a Ph.D. in Hard Knocks from Harvard (IL) University School of Hard Knocks. I am currently self-employed, mostly because no one will hire me, as Pope of the All John All the Time World Church, and along with my dog, Harley, live in seclusion on a remote island in the Sargasso Sea.
Interests	My hobbies are interviewing Civil War generals for articles I never write nor publish, listening to zither music and beating my dog cruelly and viciously every other day, whether he needs it or not. I am also currently writing my memoirs, "A Day In The Life Of An Irish Setter", hopefully to be published soon.