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Gender	Female
Location	Utah, United States
Introduction	Dear Porker, I can tell just by looking at those funky shoes you've been wearing that you haven't seen your feet in a while. Tell me, when you get on the scale in the morning does it say, "to be continued?" Well, quit yer whining, you're not the only one. I've got more rolls than a bakery, and I'm ready for a change. Now I'm not talking about some warm and fuzzy "eat a tofu bar and smile" kinda deal. I'm talking about taking this old school. That's right--smack down for cash. Everyone ponies up some cash (that is if you can still reach into your own pocket), we throw it into the pot, and at the end of the competition the person who's lost the most weight walks away a rich man (I mean,woman). And don't think I'm putting this to you out of the kindness of my heart--I'm just looking forward to taking your money. This is a no holds-barred battle of the bulge. So if you're tired of using your old shirts as car covers, here's your chance to lose those pounds and make a few bucks. Sincerely, Muffin Top
Interests	shopping, Disneyland, Home decor, travel, camping, being outside
Favorite movies	The Count of Monte Cristo, Willy Wonka (the original), Somekind of Wonderful (yea 80's!)
Favorite music	Almost everything- love 80's. No matter what it is it has to be loud!
Favorite books	Same Kind of Different as Me, The Shack

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

all up! I need the love.