Jubie
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a stay-at-home mom of two kids, a girl (8) and a boy (4). My husband makes the coffee in the morning. I back into parked cars. I believe in Bigfoot rights and the alien invasion. I'm known for my dry humor and blunt honesty. |
| Interests | pets, animals, movies, reading, cryptozoology, puns, lame jokes, cheap outings, witty T-shirts |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride, Ghostbusters, Stand by Me, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Full Metal Jacket, Benny and Joon |
| Favorite music | Nirvana, bauhaus, Smashing Pumpkins, Norah Jones, K.T. Tunstall, Queen, Black Sabbath, The Presidents of the United States, Love and Rockets, Stroke 9, Todd Snider |
| Favorite books | Things Fall Apart, The Princess Bride, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Help |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Mable, Thank you for the rooster maple syrup dispenser. I've been crowing about it all afternoon. I can't wait to use it at the next hen party with the egg shaped salt and pepper shakers you sent me for Christmas. You know how to treat a chick egg-cently! With love, Jubie