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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | tech flunky |
| Location | Squidbilly country |
| Introduction | One man's tireless crusade to promote card collecting as an addictive alternative to more pharmacological pursuits. Remember kids: Do Drugs, Cards have gotten entirely too stupid. Or don't, see if I care when you RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER |
| Interests | Baseball cards, comics, stand-up comedy, cartoons, cult films, punk music |
| Favorite movies | Clockwork Orange, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, Caddyshack, Empire Strikes Back, Animal House, Trainspotting, Arsenic and Old Lace, Ghostbusters, The Maltese Falcon, Office Space, Sin City, Star Wars (even the prequels), North By Northwest, Sleeper |
| Favorite music | Punk music in general, Sex Pistols, Frank Zappa, Cake, The Pixies, Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker, They Might Be Giants, Dead Milkmen, Primus, Public Enemy, Bloodhound Gang, Pink Floyd |
| Favorite books | 1984, Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Anything by Terry Pratchett, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Ball Four |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
It is much easier to make a model airplane out of a banana peel. Step 1: Dry the banana peel. Step 2: Smoke the banana peel. Step 3: Watch the little model airplanes fly around your head while your dying, screaming brain cells turn to mush. Warning: it is not advisable to smoke a wet sock unless it is a white gym sock formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp.