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About me

Introduction	Me, I'm just a man who loves justice. A man who uses logic and reason like Paris Hilton uses mascara or Jon Stewart uses syllogisms. I can eat my own weight in Cocoa Puffs. I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order. I don't pretend to have the right answers, but am happy to make some up if it gets people to stop asking me stupid questions. Yes, I believe there are stupid questions. Like, "Would you like me to stick a hot fork in your eye?" Very stupid question. I believe that pattern recognition is the most important skill you can posess, other than a solid change-up. I'll tell it like it is, and tell it like it isn't and leave you to decide which is which. And above all, I don't trust Oprah.

Introduction

Me, I'm just a man who loves justice. A man who uses logic and reason like Paris Hilton uses mascara or Jon Stewart uses syllogisms. I can eat my own weight in Cocoa Puffs. I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order. I don't pretend to have the right answers, but am happy to make some up if it gets people to stop asking me stupid questions. Yes, I believe there are stupid questions. Like, "Would you like me to stick a hot fork in your eye?" Very stupid question. I believe that pattern recognition is the most important skill you can posess, other than a solid change-up. I'll tell it like it is, and tell it like it isn't and leave you to decide which is which. And above all, I don't trust Oprah.