Mr. Nova
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Adventurer |
| Introduction | Imagine Eric Cartman, James Dean and Charles Bukowski all rolled into one well-fermented warrior-spirit. Or the ingenuity of Batman, the subtle genius of Beavis & Butthead, and the battle scars of Tommy Lee’s liver – all merged to form an uncompromising Gen-X rabble-rouser whose life revolves around beer, adventure and sordid sexual escapades… although not always in that particular order. Not unlike those nomadic holy men who traveled from town to town in the days of yore – dispensing advice and wooing fresh converts – Mr. Nova roams the North American continent in a continual quest for glory, fun and unabashed depravity… blazing an indelible trail of booze-addled adventure in his murky wake. Aided by a lively assortment of morally-challenged misfits, Mr. Nova locks horns with the Grim Reaper, angry cops and prudish coeds in his rollicking, nonstop journey for hedonistic pleasure. Welcome to the show. |
| Interests | Love, war, unprotected sex, alcohol, certain bodily fluids, drugs, babes with big tits, bartenders with bad memories, money, myself, the humming bird, fire, giraffes (their long neck always reminds me of blowjobs), nachos, jalapeno poppers, sandwiches, wings, porn, good times, lying, stealing, arson, orgasms, pulling out |
| Favorite Movies | Godfather, Scarface, Behind Blue Eyes, Lezzie Love 8, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Casablanca, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Platoon, Porky's, Lezzie Love 6: Rise of the Clitoris, Raging Bull, Unforgiven, Rain Man, Rocky, Revenge of the Nerds, Citizen Kane, Godfather II, Water World, Vertigo, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Ishtar |
| Favorite Music | Ratt, Dio, 2 Live Crew, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Guns N Roses, Ice-T, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G. |
| Favorite Books | Brain Droppings, The Fountainhead, Illusions, The Alchemist, On the Road, Naked Lunch, Highlights Magazine, Randy Andy's Big Bag of Poon, Atlas Shrugged, The Prince, The Great Gatsby, Dracula Versus King Arthur, Pulp, Post Office, Kama Sutra, The Satanic Bible, Penthouse Forum, A Monetary History of the United States 1867–1960, Hop on Pop |