Gender	Female
Industry	Military
Occupation	being fucking fantastic
Location	NC, United States
Introduction	besides being funny and sarcastic, i have a very warped sense of humor. if you are a prude, i am probably not your cup of tea. i am a devoted wife, very much in love and his biggest cheerleader and supporter. military life can be tough. (especially on the spouses) my friendships are also very important to me.
Interests	writing, reading, continued education, laughing, gastric bypass surgery, raunchy humor, sarcasm
Favorite movies	easy money, spaceballs, amazon women on the moon, caddyshack, super troopers, drowning mona, up in smoke, napoleon dynamite, step brothers.
Favorite music	pink floyd, the who, rolling stones, van halen, stevie nicks, queen, metallica, led zepplin, journey, etta james, frank sinatra, eric clapton, def leppard, candlebox, billy joel, styx, reo speedwagon, scorpions, prince, night ranger, skynyrd, janis joplin, bon jovi, bad company.
Favorite books	mostly biographies but i do enjoy other authors. steven king, anne rice (vampire chronicles), mitch albom, sydney sheldon.

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

if you close your eyes under water, you just bump into alot of shit and won't see the huge great white thats about to chomp your ass!