Simply UnFlabulous
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Perry, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I have a sick mind, and I know how to use it. My internal filters are on an eternal margerita break. I have two small people who call me mom, and a grown child who calls me Honey. I try not to answer any of them. Come in, sit down and enjoy the insanity! The voices in my head are loud little fuckers, but they are fun and they sing Karaoke! |
| Interests | Reading, writing, dancing around the living room with the curtains wide open so my neighbors have something to talk about, blowing in my dogs faces, updating my Facebook status on a regularly annoying basis, trying to remember what it was like to be thin. |
| Favorite Movies | I love them all! Comedies, drama, chick flicks, horrors. |
| Favorite Music | Depends on my mood. Anything that makes you move is all right by me. |
| Favorite Books | Love the classics! |
If a fat chick falls into a pile of super chunk brownies in the middle of the Chubby Forest, and eats the aforementioned brownie, and no one is around to see it, does she gain a pound?