Vince

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Writer
Location C-Town, OH
Introduction I'm still discovering my true self. So let's just say I'm a person on the lookout. My wife left me for an Alien, but surely my mad desire for Britney Spears had something to do with that, so I can't fault her. I've traveled the country from tip to toe. I've been "taken advantage of," mentored by a practitioner of the Force, and left for dust by Britney Spears. I'm not too concerned about the kind of legacy I'll leave behind because I have no kids. I like to birdwatch and I have an intense interest in parades. Unlike most of America and despite the tragic circumstances she has brought to my life, I have never given up on Britney Spears.
Interests Blogging, bird watching, parades, absurdity, playwriting
Favorite Movies Caddyshack, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich
Favorite Music The Doors, Jazz, Jimi Hendrix, Coltrane, Mozart, Cake, some country
Favorite Books White Noise, Breakfast of Champions, Sometimes a Great Notion, Middlesex, Breakfast of Champions, Light in August, The Nick Adams Stories, Through Divided Minds, On the Road, Playwriting: Brief and Brilliant

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

Because they need the leaves to dream.