Jimmy Canoe
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Sampling |
| Location | The Windy Apple, God's Country, Antigua & Barbuda |
| Introduction | I have the world's sexiest middle toe. Seriously. Magazines frequently fly me all over the world for exotic photo shoots of that toe. My big toe is horribly disfigured, keeping me from being a full foot model, but my middle toe is my passport to adventure. |
| Interests | I like fungoe bats, the writings of KoKo the gorilla, drinking stuff, waitin' for buses. |
| Favorite movies | Drivers Education Training Videos, Itty Bitty Gang Bang, Biodome. |
| Favorite music | Christian Gangster Rap |
| Favorite books | Yellow Pages, Maxim, Atlas Shrugged, |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
I would wear leg shackles and handcuffs. Then I would bite the host's leg and start backing people down with my shiv.