livingjetlag
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Religion |
| Occupation | Apocalypse Pirate |
| Location | Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | I work nights, because I am a "minimal interaction with other people" kind of guy, and it's best for all concerned. I am astonishingly average-looking, to the point where people often think they might know me, but they do not. If I were as smart, attractive, interesting, and useful as I think I am, I would be the king of the multiverse. |
| Interests | fiction, food, television, stupid computer games like chuzzle, all the other trappings of couch-potato-hood, bicycles, sarcasm, repetition, self-promotion, seeing how much I can get away with |
| Favorite movies | The Usual Suspects, The Conversation, Pulp Fiction, Raising Arizona, Dumbo, Little Shop of Horrors, The Addams Family |
| Favorite music | Music is of the devil. All music should be banned, starting with classical and country/western. |
| Favorite books | The Elements of Style, Ragtime, Good Omens, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, The Things They Carried, The Death of Vishnu, Son of the Circus, Lullaby |
Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
Either "Urgent- must take care of this later" or "Somebody Else's Problem"