My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Location	London by way of New York by way of LA
Introduction	This blog is in no way affiliated with goop and is intended only as satire. It's sole purpose is to worship it's gospel and the teachings of Mrs. Gwyneth Paltrow Coldplay and other similarly rich, white woman who have probably never heard of TJ Maxx. We mock because we love.
Interests	miso soup, wood burning pizza ovens, giving children stupid names, hanging out with Beyonce, vegan mayonnaise, Tracy Anderson workouts, juice cleanses, stealing Cate Blanchett's Oscar
Favorite movies	Shallow Hall, Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow, View From the Top
Favorite music	Coldplay
Favorite books	My Father's Daughter: Delicious, Easy Recipes Celebrating Family & Togetherness