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Gender	Male
Occupation	Actor/Announcer/Musician
Location	Los Angeles, California
Introduction	Media Monsters: One cold March night, the wind howled through naked trees as a sweat-streamed face smiled at the object of her labor. But that's a different story. Meanwhile, in the exotic mid-west, Brian Cummings entered the world; a quietly screaming bouncing bundle of bodily fluids. At three months, his mom says he clearly uttered, "See the moon!", learning at an early age to "turn the other cheek". Later he imitated cartoons at the table, often forgetting to swallow and working up a decent Elvis with-mashed-potatoes-in-his-mouth impression (doesn't Everyone?). Little is known about Eddie Snazmo. But it's almost as if Brian and Eddie are halves of the same person. As boys they played & lubed in a garage band trying to get young girls up on the rack. Failing that, they recorded their 1st non-hit "Love is Like Mace, It's in Your Face". Then Snaz's Uncle Edna inherited seven grain elevators (huge wheat filled agri-condos) providing the boys with almost endless cash and roughage. Finally, after the two true-blue band mates dumped the rest of the band, Brian got an agent who hated the music but made a fortune getting him to say “member FDIC”. The rest is hysteria.