Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

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Gender Female
Location Santa Rosa, CA
Introduction Welcome to my random thoughts, rants, and whatever else I feel like writing about. This is my blog after all, right? I started this thing with the intention of writing about how much dating sucks these days but it's morphed more into writings about life, love and my love/hate relationship with food, especially cupcakes and all their glory. Some find me offensive, others funny. Don't judge me. I'm not perfect...I'm awesome.