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Christen Hauenstein
On Blogger since: February 2012
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GenderFemale
IndustryArts
OccupationPoverty
LocationMiami, Florida, United States
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IntroductionI am an artist. Why? Because I have too small of an attention span to do much else. Plus, in metal working, you get to use a giant torch to liquefy metal and then cool it off in hot acid. What more is there in life? I love to read, make my dog dance, do poorly at yoga, and make hair clips. Some people think I am funny, others must odd. I don't care what you think as long as you keep checking on this blog.
InterestsAnimals that aren't trying to kill me, rock climbing, building a set of mechanical wings, visiting friends across Florida, building an army of lizardmen, reading Harry Potter in Latin, reading, heckling others, painting a fish mural, video games, stalking Jimmy Wong, being confused by anime, trying to make a living off of my "skills" as a writer and artist, owning a kiln, cooking, exercising off the food I cooked, making bad puns, Left4Dead 2
Favorite musicCrap. I like crap. "Why?" you ask? I say I like crap because no matter what I say I like, people always make a face when I describe what I like so saying I like crap is faster. Also Bach.
Favorite booksJohn Carter of Mars, Life of Pi, Til We Have Faces, Harry Potter, Good Omens, World War Z

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

What kind of random question?

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