Stinging Rabbit

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Gender Male
Location Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Introduction WARNING: Genetically modified organism! Do not approach cage or tap on glass, it might provoke the animal. Unless you bring a peace offering of a smoothie/fruit juice or hot guy or both. Both is good...
Interests Dance, science, singing in the shower, getting philosophical about shoes and making people buy said shoes
Favorite Movies Zodiac, Amelie, Chicago, Fantasia (do not comment), Brokeback Mountain (artsy and tear-jerking), and random stuff which I can't remember
Favorite Music Regina Spektor, classical music, dance music, gay club music (you know what I mean!)
Favorite Books I have a list on my Kindle which I am too lazy to list. If you ask nicely, I might show it to you

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Pluck my bow like a string instrument and start singing, out-off tune about a traveling penis and his two trusty nut knights. How's THAT for an epic story!