Jimmy the Hustler
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Congressional Pimp |
| Location | All Five Corners, Iowa |
| Introduction | I'm Jim's alter ego, the one he keeps under lock and key during the day while he's out on the campaign trail hustling votes. I've been repressed so long that even I've started to fall for Jim's Hustle. But now, thanks to the blogsphere, I've managed to escape and unleash the truth behind Jim and his intentions. |
| Interests | Hustling Votes, Saying "Yes" to George W. Bush, Stealing from the Poor and Giving to the Rich, Adultery, Embroidery, Duping Constituents, Spending Other Peoples' Money, Yanni |
| Favorite Movies | Hustle and Flow, The Devil's Advocate, Dances with Wolves, The Crying Game, The Adventures of Priscilla -Queen of the Desert, Goonies |
| Favorite Music | Anything by Yanni or Liberace |
| Favorite Books | Books??? |