Sarcasm Abounds
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Alleged Expert |
| Location | Lone Tree, CO, United States |
| Introduction | Here I am, lurking in the shadowy darkness of the internet. Blue eyed, married, devilishly funny or nerdily annoying, depending on exposure. |
| Interests | Scuba, humor, knowledge, inane trivia, creativity in all forms, taunting folks in leadership positions. |
| Favorite movies | King of Hearts, Serenity, The Godfather, My Life as a Dog, Blazing Saddles, Office Space, My Life, The Shawshank Redemption, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Superbad. |
| Favorite music | Dylan, Stones, New Order, Sisters of Mercy, Cure, Genesis, Kravitz, BHTM, Panic at the Disco, Snow Patrol, My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, ZZ Top, Front 242, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Acid House, Disco, Techno, Classical. Currently enjoying mash-ups. |
| Favorite books | Great Expectatations, The Beach, Atlas Shrugged, 1984, Prince Ombra, Guns Germs and Steel, Ender's Game, The Hobbit, The Catcher in the Rye, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
My "No-Crack" Super Hand Cream from Restoration Hardware. Now the trip is gonna suck.