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About me

Introduction	I am a writer, when I don't let life get in the way. I am not a mean person, unless by accident or because you started it. (The google blog folks gave me the question below. I did the best I could.)
Interests	I enjoy talking to myself in the car, then quickly pretending I have an earpiece for the benefit of frightened onlookers. I lose things frequently, but my little brother's still here.
Favorite movies	Goodfellas, No Country for Old Men, Ice Harvest, Big Bob and the Husky Women
Favorite music	Bland elevator music is the best to dance to.
Favorite books	things by Margaret Atwood, things by Cormac McCarthy, American Psycho, many I can't remember right now

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Like sex.