The Dave
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Underwear Model |
| Location | Omaha, Nebraska, Afghanistan |
| Interests | Golf, basketball, golf, softball, golf, rugby, golf, shuffleboard, golf, football, and golf |
| Favorite movies | "Spaceballs" (no other compares) |
| Favorite music | Jerry Jeff Walker (no other compares) |
| Favorite books | "Beyond Band of Brothers" - by Major Richard "Dick" Winters |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
This would end like all conversations should end, with an elbow bump followed by a nut grab.