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The Saturnyne
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GenderMale
IndustryNon-Profit
OccupationReality Assassin
LocationHarle Syke, Lancashire, United Kingdom
IntroductionI have "thrilling" dreams about otters, the end of the world, and impossibly tall buildings and mountains. Although, not necessarily all at once. Personally i think my dreams are taking the piss with the last one because they know i suffer from vertigo. Bastards. (And my Profile Views is a total liar! GRR!)
Interestslife, death, music, religion, mysticism, comedy, James Branch Cabell, e.e. cummings, Philip Larkin, Seamus Heaney, trees, flowers, photography, swearing, Mythology, poetry, psychology, politics, art, comics
Favorite moviesAmelie, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Wings of Desire, Paris Texas, Rouge, Saving Private Ryan, Hero, Ran, Secrets and Lies, Shakespeare In Love, The English Patient, Betty Blue, A Matter Of Life And Death, The Truman Show, The Motor Cycle Diaries, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Sin City, 300
Favorite musicGalaxie 500, American Music Club, The Swans, Dead Can Dance, Joanna Newsom, Cocteau Twins, Tori Amos, His Name Is Alive, Come, Sonic Youth, Nick Drake, The Cure, The Smiths, My Bloody Valentine, Interpol, Tangerine Dream, Cat Power, and practically everything else
Favorite booksFavourite AUTHORS (and a couple of books probably), James Branch Cabell, Neil Gaiman, William Horwood, T.H. White, J.R.R. Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Steve Aylett, Mil Millington, Susan Cooper, Dave Sim, Alan Moore, Jamie Delano, Grant Morrison, C.S. Lewis, Martin millar, Harper Lee, Frank miller, Fritz Leiber, William Shakespeare, Ken Kesey

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Salt. And it will commemorate my great victory over the Salt Aliens of Sodia, by ingenious use of piss. It will be placed in the town centre, and will last just one night, due to the local drunks "commemorating" with a certain kind of empathy against it.

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