Imp

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation SAHM
Location TN, United States
Introduction I am SAHM of three kids whom I love very much (most of the time, lol). I have a wonderful husband who does try his best to keep me sane and happy. Overall I enjoy my life it just happens to get a bit crazy at times. Once upon a time I worked in zoos but now I just run the one in my house and try to keep the chaos down to a minimum
Interests Hiking & camping when I have time, sewing, reading, playing RPG's, hanging out with my kids and husband.
Favorite Movies The Chronicles of Riddick, Sin City, Casino Royale, Batman Begins, Batman: The Dark Knight, Bram Stokers Dracula, Ever After, The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, Much Ado About Nothing, Boondock Saints, 13th warrior, Stargate, Moll Flanders, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Sense and Sensibility, Pride & Prejudice, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mask of Zorro, Harry Potter, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Trek, V for Vendetta, Serenity, 300, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Lots of others
Favorite Books Way too many to list.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I would just pull my lute out of my bag of holding and begin to use my bardic music skills and cast fascinate and then cast suggestion, and tell the whatever's I am up against to give me all their arrows and other various goodies and then leave the area. Cause what you and they don't know is that that I am a level 9 Bard, level 3 Fighter (I know I'm a dork)