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| Location | New Castle, Indiana, United States |
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| Introduction | The Fists of Justice League was formed in response to the plethora of lame daily comic strip storylines out there. For extremely funny verbal ransacking of comic strips, visit Josh at www.joshreads.com. For more direct assaults on the sources of the problem, read on. The Fists of Justice League consists of the following daily strip heroes, each known for a particularly short fuse and a marked tendency toward violence: -Sarge: Sergeant Snorkel of Beetle Bailey fame. His preferred clobberin' method is the "Sarge Stomp." -Hagar: His nickname is "The Horrible." 'Nuff said. -Mark Trail: Wielder of the Original Fist of Justice and the heart and soul of the League. Mr. Dithers: Driven to join the League after years of single-handedly trying to pound the lameness out of "Blondie". -Derrick: One of two bullies from the comic strip Curtis. School officials sent him to us hoping to help him turn over a new leaf. Instead we have turned his talents to our own use. -Margo: This resident of Apartment 3-G is perhaps the most violent member of the league. Nicknamed "Loose Cannon," and jaded by her own participation in many lame storylines. |