You won't get these seconds back
My blogs
| Industry | Religion |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Insane preacher |
| Introduction | Ephraim J Gaffersley, the man behind this blog, is a true renaissance man. Described by his peers as a ‘drug addict’, ‘sexual deviant’ and ’walking statement for abortion,’ he is, at best, a controversial figure. Ephraim’s story is a truly heart-warming tale of struggle against the odds. Born to a struggling Lithuanian circus family, he was scarred by their act of buggering dangerous animals to delight of the crowd. The death of his father whilst sodomising a cantankerous hippo led him to strike out on his own. Ephraim, never one to recognise his limited talents in virtually every field, has tried his hand at various professions, including stuntman, camel milker, cruise ship entertainer and I.T. technician. Currently Ephraim leads the world in reducing other people’s embarrassment. Should someone have to make an embarrassing announcement/confession then Ephraim will do something far worse to make it easier, such as public defecation or slapping the disabled. Currently he is employed for Boris Johnson, Mayor of London. Ephraim uses the proceeds from this to support his true passions of drawing crap pictures and voyeuristic sexual tendencies |
| Interests | Very few. |
| Favorite Music | White noise |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
'Post-ejaculation I assume. I mean, would you pass up a chance to have sex with a creature from another planet?'