imagination-wolf

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Gender Male
Location United Kingdom
Introduction imaginationwolf was born twenty-four years after his father managed to get a small lump of cheddar cheese pregnant. He lived on a radioactive, abandoned planet until recently, when a massive statue of Rowan Atkinson came to life and helped him escape from the planet, where evil arachnids were about to invade, biting anybody who went near them and running up the side of the bath and scaring people that way. One day he hopes that everybody in the world will drink liquidized celery, despite the fact that HE has never tried it. He plans to become Phoebe from Friends in the future. He is now realising that the aforementioned mentioned-heretofore paragraph should be novelised. By Terrance Dicks. Good day to you.
Interests Wolfblood, Blondie, Doctor Who, Blackadder, writing books, reading books, Skulduggery Pleasant, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Paloma Faith, Lady Gaga, Sherlock, The Dumping Ground, Top Gear, Tracy Beaker Returns, Fawlty Towers, QI, The Hotel, Friends, HOUSE OF ANUBIS, the works of the prolific Mr Jonathan Morris
Favorite Movies Johnny English, Johnny English Reborn
Favorite Music Blondie, Paloma Faith, Lady Gaga
Favorite Books Doctor Who books, CHERUB, Skulduggery Pleasant, them books wot I write

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