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Gender	Female
Occupation	Risk Manager
Location	New Jersey, United States
Introduction	I am of the belief that my little dog is my soulmate. Don't judge.
Interests	I love Pugs, Patron Margaritas, the Beach, an outdoor bar in the summertime, and an inner tube and a lazy river pool.
Favorite movies	There are so many, but some I love to watch over and over: Dumb & Dumber, The Jerk, Team America World Police, Deuce Bigalow, Deep Blue Sea, Clueless, Love Actually.
Favorite music	The Clash, White Stripes, Ramones, The Who, Tom Petty, Alanis, Melissa Etheridge, Old School Rap, Reggae and Dance Music
Favorite books	Paradise Lost - Milton, The Witch Series - Anne Rice, Southern Vampire Series - Charlaine Harris, The Book Thief - Markus Zusak

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, Thanks for the sticky Cock! Love, Lauren