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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Out of work Pron star
Location United States
Introduction My right arm is slightly bigger than my left...I think you know why...
Interests collecting 6 million dollar man dolls for my fetish chamber.
Favorite Movies fight club, The Big Lebowski, pron, the wizard of oz (ho version)
Favorite Music radiohead, steve earle, The Pogues, the killers
Favorite Books 100 years of solitude, so many others, i'm sure i'd like pasternak but i've never read any, oh and all those russian guys--I've heard they're pretty good, i wish Rob Zombie would write a book...I'd sure buy that one, the vagina mono. that's probably a good one., that one sex book by Madonna--does that count?, davinci code...just kidding...that one sucked.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

By building a ship out of actual dung.