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About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Government
Occupation	Pompous Ass
Location	Delaware, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction	Did I mention I'm Catholic? 'Cause I am, you know. No, really. I am. Have you ever seen a rosary as nice as this one?
Interests	Plagiarism, Verbal Gaffes, Proving I'm Smarting Than You Are

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

You mean the post turtle? With me on his team, how can he win... er... uh... I mean lose?