The Oblivious Film Commentator
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Crapsville, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | I don't know what I'm talking about. |
| Interests | Watching movies, drinking coffee, and holding awkward conversations. |
| Favorite movies | Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings and Lord of the Rings with a little side of Lord of the Rings |
| Favorite music | Lord of the Rings soundtrack. |