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Gender	Male
Occupation	Maître d'
Location	Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. I have a habit of wandering off and doing other things, so if you don't think I'm updating the blog enough, send a gentle poke to jkgrence at gmail dot com and I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Interests	Cirque du Soleil, fire poi, diabolo, magic, cooking, LaunchCast, roller coasters, sphereplay, contact juggling, restaurants, food
Favorite movies	Clue
Favorite music	Cirque du Soleil, Venus Hum, Blue Man Group, Patsy Cline, Vanessa-Mae, Bond
Favorite books	Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cryptonomicon, Great Wine Made Simple, Terry Pratchett

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Start reciting some original poetry (or make it up on the spot) and hope to hell it's bad enough that the monster just runs away.