JK Grence (the Cosmic Jester)
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Maître d' |
| Location | Phoenix, Arizona, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Hi there! Thanks for stopping by. I have a habit of wandering off and doing other things, so if you don't think I'm updating the blog enough, send a gentle poke to jkgrence at gmail dot com and I'm sure I'll come up with something. |
| Interests | Cirque du Soleil, fire poi, diabolo, magic, cooking, LaunchCast, roller coasters, sphereplay, contact juggling, restaurants, food |
| Favorite Movies | Clue |
| Favorite Music | Cirque du Soleil, Venus Hum, Blue Man Group, Patsy Cline, Vanessa-Mae, Bond |
| Favorite Books | Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cryptonomicon, Great Wine Made Simple, Terry Pratchett |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Start reciting some original poetry (or make it up on the spot) and hope to hell it's bad enough that the monster just runs away.