Jess

About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	Research Analyst
Location	Minneapolis, Minnesota
Introduction	I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest soaked with booze.
Interests	whiskey, satire, music, bacon, tattoos, basketball, sarcasm, bourbon, football, boobies, baseball, yoga, gin, snarkiness, books, red wine, politics
Favorite Movies	Sixteen Candles, The Commitments, The Usual Suspects, Purple Rain, Star Wars Trilogy (original), Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Better Off Dead
Favorite Music	Interpol, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, BRMC, Elbow, Doves, The Strokes, Marty Robbins, Brendan Benson, South, Ryan Adams, The White Stripes, Dr. Dre, The Duke Spirit, Prince, The Roots, Outkast, Longwave, The Slats, Rogue Wave, The Black Angels, Dolly Parton, Wolf Parade, The Stills, Broken Social Scene, Neko Case, Band of Horses, Amy Winehouse, Beirut, The New Pornographers, Gomez
Favorite Books	Phantoms, America the Book, Five Smooth Stones, The Talisman, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Well, how else would you explain sporks?