Melissa
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Investment Banking |
| Occupation | Loafer |
| Location | Wagoner, Oklahoma, United States |
| Introduction | I am a tall thin brunette with hazel eyes and a 210 IQ. I currently am making over 1,000,000 dollars a year in consultations to the US Government, NASA and the Keebler Elves. I own a lear jet, 2 yachts and a mansion in Scotland, England, New Hampshire and Boise, Idaho. I am currently working on a popular music CD that will be released later this year. The working title is "When People Lie Outrageously for no Reason" I think it will be a hit. I recently purchased a suspension bridge in San Francisco and am currently looking for a buyer. If interested, please contact me. |
| Interests | Lord of the Rings, Stephen King, Astronomy, LOST, House M.D., Orlando Bloom, Monty Python, Rabid Weasels |
| Favorite movies | Lord of the Rings, Napolean Dynamite, O Brother Where Art Thou, Clue, Towering Inferno, et al. |
| Favorite music | Every thing but that crappy rap junk. |
| Favorite books | The Stand, The Long Walk, The Green Mile, Lord of the Rings, Sword of Shannara, Xanth Novels, Anything by Lawrence Watt-Evans. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I use the slinky as an antenna to contact my underwater ally, the Loch Ness Monster. As a reward I feed her the goat. We live happily ever after.