tami
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | slacker |
| Location | Dallas, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Just your typical, run of the mill mom who happens to be obsessed with midgets, Mopar, and the letter "Q". Currently based in Seattle, WA; considers both Dallas and New Orleans a second home... considering that both cities are official party capitals of the world, this may explain certain things that may have gone awry in our dear writer's life. |
| Interests | Hello Kitty, Sociology, Performing illegal haircuts in my kitchen, midget creamed corn wrestling (Jello is SO overrated), and stalking Jerry Springer. |
| Favorite movies | Say Anything, Super Troopers, The Color Purple |
| Favorite music | Gogol Bordello, Flogging Molly, Journey, Bouncing Souls, Green Day (shut up), Seis Pistols, Reverend Horton Heat, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Dead Milkmen, Janis Joplin, Ten Foot Pole, and Frank Zappa. |
| Favorite books | The ones without pictures, but if that doesn't work, then I'll take Steven King. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
You mean you're supposed to DRINK it?!