Industry	Arts
Occupation	Preacher/Comedian
Location	TX, United States
Introduction	Trying to figure out what to put here. Something near me smells like food, I'm gonna go eat it and get back to this later.
Interests	Comedy, climbing, toys, video games
Favorite movies	Too many
Favorite music	Sappy acoustic folksy rock.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

My statue will be made from shattered hopes and broken dreams. It will commemorate my victory over the evil tyrant of Possibility that threatened to free everyone from the unexceptionableness of their daily lives. Now we don't know what's possible. Now we don't dream.