Stolen Colon
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | Detective |
| Location | Boothwyn, PA, United States |
| Introduction | I have no colon |
| Interests | Football, Baseball, Hockey, MMA, beerpong, ladderball |
| Favorite Movies | Too Many |
| Favorite Music | From Manilow to the Beastie Boys |