e. jay
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Jackson, Mississippi, United States |
| Introduction | Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion on all continents/World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris/Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever/She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting/She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon and The Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends/She sucker-punched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even out-superfreaked Rick James/With a perfect track record since kindergarten where she used to whoop schoolboy ass/She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1986 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace/In this world of tension, pressure, and pain she is known by men and women of all origin and faith for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless determination in the quest to get paid. |
| Interests | being "quirky", "hatin'", this thing in my toenail, music, OMG shoes!, my fam, reading, writing, 'rithmetic (nah I hate math), tv, movies, the interwebs, odd phrases, a-hole guys, sports on occasion, trying too hard, things I don't have |
| Favorite movies | Movies with Paul Rudd, Steve Martin, Diane Lane, Angela Bassett, Will Ferrell (yes him), other assorted people...I'm losing steam, cheesy 90's romcoms, cheesy 80's action movies/comedies, unintentionally funny horror movies, movies with gratuitous violence and nip-slips |
| Favorite music | It changes with too much regularity., I love electronica, r&b, H.E.R., ska, punk, rock, alternative, pop, folk, the un-categorizable, hell even a little country now and then. |
| Favorite books | All of the ones I either can't put down or read slowly to savor. |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
In the ground.