Osgood McSonogram
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Character & Story Development |
| Location | Placentia, CA, Djibouti |
| Introduction | I am a dashing young dynamo destined for a future in supervillainy or disco management. I work in character & story development and am also currently down with OPP. My turn ons include tube socks and the state of Nebraska. My turn-offs? The word no and halogen lamps. I've named my right hand Marion & my left hand Seth. I don't care for "salad." Gypsies claim I was originally born in the craggy slaw-herding prairies of Djibouti. While still an infant, my family was incinerated by a disgruntled packager of Gushers fruit snacks. I was thenceforth raised by a middle-class Laosian family in the peppermint hills of San Diego. I have perfected the art of the sideburn, declared my stapler a sovereign nation, and still floss regularly. I am impenetrable to most fluids, one time slept in the hollowed out body of a tapir, and have been told I have the breath of a fresh summer ham. The FCC has declared me a leading source of Vitamin K. Altho currently working in the entertainment arts, I plan to follow my dreams and become a Viking, pillaging village after village until I'm worthy of the immortal realm of Asgard. Oh yeah, and one time I saw a blimp. |
| Interests | Drawing, writing, comedy, 19th century Mycenian Cuisinart, attempting to tyrannically seize the East Coast, hot pants, milking paperclips, hatching newborn platypuses, grimacing, searching for myself spiritually & physically-I am afterall an amputee, moneylending, making ear molds from cooling liquid hot magma, collecting permafrost in shot glasses, interpretive dance, sideburns, shunpiking, contracting tuberculosis, playing the triangle, Zen meditation, zipping my fly up & down in increments of 4 minutes 9 times a day, regicide. |
| Favorite movies | The Austin Powerses, The Jerk, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Empire Strikes Back, The Indiana Joneses (Temple of Doom exempt), Aladdin, Anchorman, Batman Mask of the Phantasm & Return of the Joker, Evil Dead II, Grosse Pointe Blank, Labyrinth, Mulan, Punch Drunk Love, Raising Arizona, Rushmore, Shaun of the Dead, South Park The Movie, The Big Lebowski, The Emperor's New Groove, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, The Naked Gun, The Powerpuff Girls Movie, Monsters Inc |
| Favorite music | The UltraLounge, Royal Crown Revue, The Temptations, Beck |
| Favorite books | East of Eden, Pure Drivel, Tales of the Unexpected, The Goon, The Once & Future King, Catch 22, Carter Beats the Devil, Madman, Scud the Disposable Assassin, Powers, Fray, Mad Love, Bone, Magic Pickle, The Barefoot Serpent, Calvin & Hobbes, Creature Tech, Bill Peet |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
My first hunch is to use my penis, but the tears of a broken clown suggest otherwise.