Dusty Balzac, MD
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | Physician |
| Location | Sourdough, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | I pretty much live off of Count Chocula cereal, Andorran jellied eels and Old Milwaukee beer. Oh, and a Flintstone vitamin at bedtime. I was born on a barge in the Mississippi River. I cut off three of my toes once on a bet. I have a birth mark that looks like Jesus Christ jumping on a trampoline. I am allergic to people with peanut allergies. I hate the sinner and love the sin. |
| Interests | Goat-roping, mime, Andorran cuisine, Beatrix Potter erotica, self-surgery, yodeling, The War of 1812, cavies, defenestration, pus. |
| Favorite movies | Old Yeller Redux, When it's Banging Time in Bangor, Harold and the Leaky Loin Cloth, Hercule Poirot and the Meatballs of Insanity, The Vinegar and Baking Soda Diaries. |
| Favorite music | The operas of Junior Samples, Saami folk songs, Piezoelectronica, Sinatra Sings the Songs of the Humpback Whale. |
| Favorite books | Clarissa, The Mill and the Floss, Pippi Longstocking Spanks Her Monkey, Turn Your Head and Cough, Lamely Trods the Curate, Ulysses, Lolita, Leonard. |