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About me

Gender Female
Industry Technology
Occupation Software Quality Assurance Team Lead
Location Pittsburgh, PA, United States
Introduction Part time wench with a bullhorn, an unladylike obsession with politics and a strong affinity for bald heads.
Favorite Movies I may or may not have a penchant for cheesy conspiracy documentaries with ominous music and people no one knows talking about evil bankers and government corruption.
Favorite Music The Bed Intruder Song (google it, bitch)
Favorite Books Best book ever: The Age of Reason - Thomas Paine

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, This has to be the most awesome gift I have ever received. Never before has anyone given me a gift that let me express my love for cock and the sweet nectar inside. I am eternally grateful for this sweet cock. I always knew you were the only person in this family who truly understands me. Love, Trbobitch P.S. Want to come over for waffles tomorrow?