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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Menial |
| Location | Richmond, Missouri, United States |
| Introduction | Aaron Harrison knows no bounds. Many have tried to touch him, butnone can. Aaron Harrison once killed seventeen Klingons and four wookies, just by using his mind. No fucking lie. You sayin' Aaron Harrison is a fraud? YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! |
| Interests | Oh, where to start? G.I. Joe, MST3K, Star Wars, Star Trek, Killing, Making out with people's girlfriends, you know the drill. |
| Favorite movies | Return of the Jedi, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Starship Troopers, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Interractial butt-busters 4, and, well, The Notebook(I Cried). |
| Favorite music | Bad Religion is good. I like them a lot. See: Rise Against, Bright Eyes, Wiilliam Shatner, lostprophets, Eddie Money, |
| Favorite books | Watchmen, Golden Age, Preacher, The Infinity Gauntlet, Star Wars: Traitor, Earth X, and stuff. |
Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?
Yeah, thanks to your mom!