Skeezix the Cat
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Feline Fashionista |
| Location | Castro Valley, California, United States |
| Introduction | I am looking fur sponsors, so if yer interested, emale me: skeezix *AT* skeezixthecat *DOT* com. I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld. |
| Interests | napping, eating lots, napping, playing with the tinsel wand, eeting toona and Fancy Feast Sliced Turkey in Gravy, napping, yelling at the top of my lungs, chatting with my innernet frends. |
| Favorite movies | That Darn Cat, Thomasina, Cat Ballou, the Bond movie with Pussy Galore, The Truth about Cats and Dogs, Homeward Bound, Lady and the Tramp |
| Favorite music | Stray Cats, Cat Stevens, "The Year of the Cat", Magnificat,"Put Yer Cat Clothes On" by Carl Perkins |
| Favorite books | "Old Possum's Book of Praktikul Cats" by Tee Ess Eliut |
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
PINK, of korse!