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Gender Male
Occupation Mindlessness
Location Woodstock, Illinois, United States
Introduction Wow. My very own space to hold an audience spellbound with a description of myself that could lead to visions of me standing on a mountain, looking triumphantly into the sunset as the music rises in the background. OR. The slouched figure on the couch giving the remote a workout. Your pick.
Interests Laughing, Golf, Reading, Naturist
Favorite Movies Robin Hood (K. Costner), Love Actually, EdTV
Favorite Music I like country. There. I admitted it in public. Rock, Jazz, Blues, all kinds.
Favorite Books Anything by Terry Pratchett.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Screw that. Give it to the hottie with the boobs. Note to self, make sure that this doesn't occur when you're drunk at 2am in a bar....