Josh Krauter
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Astronaut |
| Location | Mysteryville, USA, United States |
| Introduction | Dr. Mystery, aka Robot X, aka Raul "Sous Chef" Mendoza, aka Josh Krauter was killed in a brawl in a Pizza Hut parking lot after expressing his disappointment with the "Dippin' Strips" pizza. His skeleton was saved and inserted into an apesuit-wearing robot powered by an electrical current emanating from the still-beating heart of deceased actor Zero Mostel. He is also a limited liability company and writes the weekly advice column, "Pull Your Head Outta Your Ass," for the Vermont Luthiers Annual Newsletter. |
| Interests | silliness, rage |
| Favorite movies | Unicorn Hug: The Movie |
| Favorite music | Unicorn Hug: The Soundtrack to Unicorn Hug: The Movie |
| Favorite books | Deadly Force: The Novelization of Unicorn Hug: The Movie |
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
The unicorn hug