theking
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I despise Windows' automatic updates. Sure I have changed the options, but I still get that pop up telling me that I'm missing out. Curious about what I could possibly be lacking, I click it. This only succeeds in informing me that there's something about a security update for a program I literally have not used in a year and was quite sure I had uninstalled. Oh, and there was that one time when I woke up to discover that my computer decided to install these updates without my permission. AHH! Why would anyone make an update for you to check if your version of Windows was 'Genuine'? It came with the computer, I didn't want the update, had auto updates disabled, and you shut yourself off. Bad Computer! But I digress. Wait, what was this about again? |
| Interests | humor, laughter, making others laugh, making myself laugh, wasting lots of time on something I deem to be important then randomly change my mind and deem it unimportant, reading, working on my website, Texas Hold-em, video games, internet games, multiplayer games, text-based games, Hot Chocholate, watching popcorn pop |
| Favorite movies | Batman: The Movie with Adam West, Star Trek Movies, The Matrix, Galaxyquest, Stargate, The Lord of the Rings, Lost in Space, Spaceballs, Austin Powers |
| Favorite music | subatomicglue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hawthorne Heights, New Radicals, Queen, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Eric Clapton, Rammstein |
| Favorite books | The Lord of the Rings, The Sword of Shannara, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Trek, Terry Brooks, Isaac Asimov, The Bachman Books, The Lord of the Rings |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
Oh no, quite the opposite actually. You see, there was the spear, which was then cut down in size to make a handheld spikey eatining utencil. A broken spear with a double tip, 'forked', was discovered to be more useful. From this, came the fork, then the spork, then the spoon, then the butter dish.